邮件标题是白人特色的passive aggressive: Helpful tips to maintain your United Global Services status
然后解释 Members who receive United Global Services invitations tend to increase their flight activity each year, fly in premium cabins, and purchase fully refundable tickets—all exclusively on United. MileagePlus members directly influence the annual criteria, as we compare activity amongst our top fliers. Achieving status is increasingly competitive each year, and previously holding United Global Services status doesn’t guarantee a future invitation.
Subject: Re: Helpful Tips to Maintain United Global Services Status
Dear United,
Thank you for the “helpful” reminder on how to maintain United Global Services status. It’s always refreshing to be reminded that my previous loyalty and commitment to flying United doesn’t actually guarantee anything moving forward. I appreciate knowing that despite being a top-tier member, I must continually strive to prove myself by flying in premium cabins and purchasing fully refundable tickets – because who wouldn’t want to pay extra for a little bit of flexibility, right?
It’s great to hear that United’s criteria for Global Services are influenced by the habits of other MileagePlus members. I guess that means I can take comfort in knowing I’m in a constant race with fellow fliers, despite my years of loyalty and substantial contributions to United’s revenue.
I will be sure to keep your helpful tips in mind as I continue to evaluate my future travel plans.
Warm regards,
[Your Name]
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Thank you for the enlightening email. It’s truly refreshing to know that despite my years of loyalty and substantial contributions to United’s bottom line, none of it means a thing. Apparently, even having achieved United Global Services in the past isn’t enough, and I’m expected to continuously “prove” myself by flying more, paying more, and constantly competing with other customers for the privilege of maintaining my status.
I especially love the suggestion to purchase fully refundable tickets—because of course, who wouldn’t want to pay an inflated price for the same seat just for the thrill of flexibility? How thoughtful of you! And it’s also comforting to know that my status is now largely dependent on how much more I can spend compared to other MileagePlus members. Clearly, this isn’t about loyalty or service; it’s about who’s willing to dig deeper into their pockets.
Rest assured, I’ll certainly keep all of this in mind as I reconsider my future travel plans.
